C G Am E F x2 C So I dip this pen in arsenic E I write a song for every president Am F that wont ever get shot in the face C And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives E Head down to the court house Am F with one chord I level the place C But hasn't anybody learned E Am F don't ever trust a man who plays guitar C E The day I rob a bank the first day I'm not lying Am F to you or me about what I believe Intro C E And if I die then let my gravestone read [pause] Am F rest in P. Funk cause no pulse is no excuse not to dance C E If I live then let my heart be like a beating picket line Am F they'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab [pause] Hasn't anybody learned the last to make the moves are the first to say the words C E the day I rob a banks the first day of my life Am F as an honest man, an honest man C E The day I rob a banks the first day of my life Am F As an honest man, an honest man [tap guitar] The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve End on C